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Old 04-25-2006, 02:06 PM
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Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

What is your favorite corny/cheesy/stupid joke(s)?

One-Liners Preferably.

Here's mine:

Q: What animal wears panties?

A: An Elepanty!
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

A guy walks into the bar. OW.
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Old 04-25-2006, 02:21 PM
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

Why was the little strawberry crying?

Because his parents were in a jam.
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Old 04-25-2006, 02:54 PM
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

what do u call a chinese and korean couple that got smushed by a gigantic shrimp?

crushed-asians
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Old 04-25-2006, 03:54 PM
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

There's was this cute cartoon in paper yesterday. It was a joke about that old Superman line:

"Look up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane!
Man, I need to get my eyes checked if I thought that was a bird or a plane."

(Or something like that.)
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Old 04-25-2006, 04:05 PM
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

a mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.
the bartender tells him to get out.
the mushroom says, "why? i'm a fun guy."

get it???? fun guy...fungi???? LOL
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Old 04-25-2006, 05:33 PM
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

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a mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink.
the bartender tells him to get out.
the mushroom says, "why? i'm a fun guy."

get it???? fun guy...fungi???? LOL
These are the jokes, folks. Be sure to tip Johnny Keys at the piano on the way out.
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

I have this friend, money means nothing to him.
You ask him for some and you get nothing!

ba-dum-bum!
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Old 04-26-2006, 11:45 AM
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

A leper just finishes having sex wih a prostitute and says to her, "keep the tip."
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

Hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food but no atmosphere.
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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Re: Corny Stupid Cheesy Jokes

A font walks into a bar.

Bartender says, "We don't serve your type."
 

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